You know you are a crunchy momma if…

Your preschooler can explain the difference between a prefold, cover or insert.

Your child ask where the compost bin is at other peoples houses

Your child ask who would buy eggs at the store and why they are white?

Someone hands your baby a bottle and they have no idea what it is.

You get invited to a chicken pox party

You have a diaper sprayer on your toilet

You own a baby sling, wrap and mai tai

You own more than 3 pairs of Birkenstocks

You get excited about a load of manure

You have asked for a compost tumbler or clothesline for your birthday

Homemade actually means made at your home

Your parents come to visit and they bring their own paper towels

You never buy anything at the store because you automatically think you can make it better yourself.

Your 8 year old knows more about vaccines than a pediatrician

Your 2 year old is playing baby dolls and tells her sister “to boob” the baby doll. (this one comes from my friend Jen)

You have more than one food or beverage fermenting in your cupboard

Your kids can identify a half dozen herbs in your garden

Your chicken coop is as cute as your house

You buy raw coconut oil or vinegar by the gallon

Baking soda, vinegar and tea tree oil are the medicine, cleaning products and body care in your house

You have a connection to get “the goods” (raw milk)

You own a wheat grinder, dehydrator or sprouter

Your husband does not know how to give a baby a bottle

You know who grew the veggies you just ate

Your 5 year old can snappi a diaper on her sibling

Your 8 year old hears a baby crying in public and exclaims loudly, “Would somebody please nurse that baby?”

Your “baby” is old enough to unhook your nursing bra and climb into your lap, count to 5, or snap her fingers and you are still nursing.

this amazing drawing by artist Laine Taylor describes my life so perfectly!

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  3. granola catholic April 19, 2011 at 1:36 pm #

    I can sooo relate to this post. So glad to find a kindred spirit.

  4. molly March 8, 2011 at 9:35 pm #

    LOVE IT!!!!

  5. Josette March 8, 2011 at 4:50 am #

    lol

  6. Tiffany March 8, 2011 at 2:46 am #

    LOL! I LOVED. THIS. POST!!! My kids are totally crunchy kids! I should make a list like this! (-:

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